| AMERICAN LEAGUE | |||||
| RANK | TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | FORFEITS | TIES |
| 1 | VHS | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2 | Barker's Beauties | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 3 | Hits and Runs | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| 4 | Go Smush Yourself | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 5 | Rainbow Unicorn Eaters | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| 6 | No Glove No Love | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| NATIONAL LEAGUE | |||||
| RANK | TEAM | WINS | LOSSES | FORFEITS | TIES |
| 1 | Your Mom | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2 | Team Sauce | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 3 | Team HGH | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 4 | The Deal | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| 5 | Kekambas | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| 6 | Purple Dinosaurs | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |